Tragic: Ex’s Friend Thinks You’re Still Friends
SAN DIMAS, Calif. — Local delusional man Scott Marin thinks you and he still have a friendship despite you dumping…
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I’m Only Swiping for Your Dog, Because I Am Going To Have Sex With Your Dog
Hi, I’m Andrea, 28, and if I’m being honest, I’m only swiping for your dog lol! Take me on an…
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DNC Pissed Joe Biden Did Something to Kinda Help People
WASHINGTON — Leaders within the Democratic National Committee are furious that President Joe Biden took action in a way that…
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“Anti-Flag Street Team 2002-2005” Punk’s Only Job Experience on Resume
SAN ANTONIO, Texas — 39-year-old punk Terry “Scratch” Palmer’s job hunt continued to flounder due to his resume’s sparse experience…
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Remember That Band Taproot? Yeah, Me Too. Anyways, Good Seeing You. Let’s Do This Again Sometime
How was the 15-year reunion? I can’t believe it’s been a decade and a half since we graduated high school.…
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“Williamsburg-Adjacent” Apartment Listing Actually In Pennsylvania
EAST STROUDSBURG, Pa. — Rental agent Bonnie Mallick advertised her East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania studio apartment as “Williamsburg-adjacent” despite being located…
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Review: Nails “Abandon All Life”
The Hard Times is committed to reviewing every album that has ever existed, but we refuse to go in any…
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Band’s Walkout Music Better Than Anything on Setlist
MESA, Ariz. — Local punk band Forkscrew set expectations high and did not meet them when they walked out to…
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Opinion: We Need a Prog Metal Concept Album About the Dangers of Technology!
I've been a huge progressive metal fan since the 7th grade when my very confused great aunt bought me Dream…
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Will I Understand the New Coheed & Cambria Album if I Have Had Sex Already?
“Good Apollo I’m Burning With Secrets of Silent Earth 3 Volume IV: Section B (The Diaxis Continent) Addendum” What the…
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