Jason VanSlycke, Author at HARDTIMES

December 13, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Film director and Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst put an end to years of debate by issuing…

September 20, 2021

TORONTO — A local fire truck en route to a fire reportedly honked and blared its siren despite there being…

November 17, 2020

Oh boy, it’s a perfect day out. The weather is ideal for a nice walk with a loved one, for…

November 12, 2020

Indie rock giants The Pixies have many classic songs about, well, we’re not sure. But what are their greatest anthems…

October 31, 2020

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump once again stoked fear yesterday by warning U.S. citizens that “Antifa terrorists will hide voter…

October 24, 2020

SACRAMENTO — Local punk house staple and thought to be beloved cat GG Mewollin is actually an opossum, veterinary sources…

October 19, 2020

Hey there, little guy. I’m your uncle, John, but everyone calls me Bonez. So... what colors you like? Nothing? Okay…

October 14, 2020

MILWAUKEE — A feral hair-metal band identifying itself as Twisted Sister broke into the home of and terrorized a local…

October 12, 2020

BETHESDA, Md. — President Donald Trump is recovering from COVID-19 symptoms and home from the hospital where he keeps asking…

September 21, 2020

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — An artistically noisy altercation between neighbors escalated yesterday when Sonic Youth’s “Confusion Is Sex” was cranked…