Review: Fiddlehead “Springtime and Blind”
This week we took a look at post-hardcore supergroup Fiddlehead’s first full-length album “Springtime and Blind,” which the band wrote…
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We Interviewed Rave Culture Icon the Cat in the Hat
Rave culture: the annoying byproduct we all have to deal with so that New Order can exist. Still, there are…
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Eight-Year-Old Nephew Watching Cartoon Network Unaware He’s Been Tripsitting Uncle For Past Four Hours
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Local child Kevin Gallagher is enjoying much of his day watching a “Courage the Cowardly Dog"…
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Chimp Handler Transitions Seamlessly Into New Job as Punk Band Manager
LAWRENCE, Kan. — Former chimpanzee handler Scott Guiles is reportedly thriving following his recent career transition to manager for the…
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Review: Fit for a King “The Hell We Create”
This week we reviewed Christian metalcore band Fit for a King’s latest release, “The Hell We Create,” which describes in…
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We Beat on the Brat With a Baseball Bat and Our Attorney Says This Daycare Center Actually Has a Pretty Strong Case Against Us
The Ramones were masters at writing instructional punk songs. Songs that teach the listener how to sniff glue and how…
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Review: Meshuggah “Koloss”
Each week, The Hard Times looks back on a classic album. We also review it if we aren’t too drunk.…
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Review: Pierce the Veil “The Jaws of Life”
This week we took a look at Pierce the Veil’s brand new album “The Jaws of Life,” and look back…
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Motherfuckers In the Back Really Wish Hardcore Singer Would Quit Singling Them Out All the Time
SALT LAKE CITY — Local motherfuckers expressed their displeasure with the lead singer of hardcore band Big Butter for repeatedly…
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How I Overcame My Fear of Rejection by Having More Penis Than I Know What To Do With
It can be really scary to put yourself out there. With this gamified dating culture we have to exist in,…
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