LOS ANGELES — Occasional musician and filmmaker Rob Zombie admitted that his foray into the cinematic arts was driven by…
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In a world full of gourmet options and high culinary standards, I, Tony DeMarco of Tony’s Pizzeria in the middle…
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GLENDALE, Calif. — Disney's beloved icon Mickey Mouse was unceremoniously fired after a decades-old airbrushed image of him smoking a…
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CHICAGO — Local metalhead and avid drinker Stephen Mullins realized he needs to donate increasingly larger amounts of blood and…
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SYDNEY — Iconic Australian rock band Divinyls ended decades of speculation when they finally confirmed that their hit song "I…
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NASHUA, N.H. – Rebecca Sanders, girlfriend of local punk Ben Stumpf, allegedly puts on a Henry Rollins spoken word record…
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PADUCAH, Ky. — Self-proclaimed internet detective Ralph "RurualSherlock" Jenkins managed to only wreak havoc on the lives of three completely…
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SAN FRANCISCO — A group of amateur ghost hunters recently declared they've captured evidence of paranormal activity in an abandoned…
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"Damn the man! Save the Empire!" These were the rallying cries of every spirited "teen" working at the fictional store…
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MADISON, Wis. — The University of Wisconsin’s Center for Climatic Research released a damning report suggesting that almost 70 percent…
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