Dan Kozuh, Author at HARDTIMES

April 20, 2022

VALRICO, Fla. — According to reports coming out of the Shamrock Shopping Center Goodwill store, local marijuana enthusiast Travis Cross…

April 2, 2022

By Jove! It appears that, once again, the cost of petroleum has gone through the roof! If only society had…

April 2, 2022

By Jove! It appears that, once again, the cost of petroleum has gone through the roof! If only society had…

March 7, 2022

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local twenty-something Jeremy Harris was overheard repeating the common trope that he was ‘born in the wrong…

February 13, 2022

LAKEWOOD, Ohio — One-time Lakewood High School football legend Jaime Garner made the long and treacherous journey back to his…

January 9, 2022

OVERLAND PARK, Kan. — Local pasta enthusiast, Harold Roy, told the server at the Metcalf South Mall Olive Garden location…

December 23, 2021

In what can only be described as a Christmas miracle, the holiday news cycle has brought us yet another heartwarming…

December 22, 2021

ATLANTA — Two cubicle neighbors who haven’t seen one another in over twenty-four months are basically caught up on one…

December 18, 2021

LAKE FOREST, Calif. — Local high school band teacher Kurt Hill has yet to reveal to his students that he…

November 30, 2021

ATLANTA — Local panhandler Bobby Moore’s attempt to garner spare change from Tesla driver Jermaine Hoffman has come to a…