MILWAUKEE — An emerging COVID variant is reportedly optimistic about municipalities dropping their mask mandates across the county and excited to get out of the…
TORONTO — A recent trip to an out-of-town Subway made you realize how much better managed it is than the Subway you normally eat at…
I’ve been with the department for eight years now, and every request I’ve put in for leave has been denied. People don’t understand how exhausting…
Every year, our editor’s doctor forces him to take a vacation before his job causes a mental breakdown. As you can imagine, reviewing and rejecting…
NEWARK, N.J. — Local punk and expert responsibility-avoider Dean Freeman asked his neighbor this morning to throw out all his mail for him, “especially credit…
FLORENCE, Italy — College freshman Dan Peters was left speechless earlier this morning, claiming he was stunned at the level of detail Florence has in…
DENVER — Local retail worker Carson Patterson earned himself a luxurious, three-minute paid vacation for Labor Day by faking a shit-break, awe-inspired sources confirm. “It…
NAPERVILLE, Ill. — High school freshman and self-described punk Michael Wade is calling his family’s upcoming Walt Disney World vacation his “Southeast Tour,” despite having…
LAS VEGAS — Los Angeles-based EDM artist SKRZ reportedly just projected photos and movies from his family vacation to the Grand Canyon during his set…
POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. — A group of vacationing Australian koalas visited a hardcore sanctuary last week to take photos of the local DIY wildlife, according to…
SALT LAKE CITY — Local mother Robin Johnston saved money for three years to take her entire family on a week-long, all-inclusive guilt trip straight…
LOMBARD, Ill. — Panic and confusion set in at the AutoZone off of Main St. on Wednesday, when the entire staff, also known as the…
OUTER BANKS, N.C. – When Kevin Weaver’s parents told him they’d planned an early summer vacation to the beach, he never expected to make a…
MILWAUKEE – Local convenience store clerk Mark Winston is afraid to request time off from the dead-end job he despises, despite his band’s seven-day midwestern…