Scott Waldman
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February 27, 2024
Maybe you know of La Crescenta-Monroe, California’s Eve 6 because their mega hit single “Inside Out” gloriously infected MTV and…
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FREMONT, Calif — Neuralink owner Elon Musk announced Neuralink Premium which will allow anyone using his implantable brain–computer interfaces to…
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Malia Simon
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October 14, 2023
It’s almost time for Whore-o-ween, and apparently you are considering dressing as a sexy law enforcement officer. We think that’s…
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At 6:00 p.m. EST Elon Musk will host a live chat with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis via Twitter. DeSantis is…
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After months of going back and forth, it appears Musk is finally planning to step down as CEO of Twitter,…
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Matt McInerney
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March 4, 2023
PORTLAND, Ore. – Local man Gerald Stephenson delayed his highly publicized departure from social media an extra few minutes to…
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The Hard Times Staff
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December 30, 2022
BUCHAREST, Romania — Law enforcement officers detaining controversial online influencer, misogynist, and sex trafficker Andrew Tate reportedly keep whispering “big…
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Dan Rice
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December 22, 2022
NEW YORK — President elect Donald J. Trump returned to Twitter to complain about three spirits who allegedly visited him…
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Matt McInerney
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December 19, 2022
Oh, I see how it is. Now that you find out he's an anti-vaxxer and a flat-Earther, now you're okay…
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Rose Eden
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December 10, 2022
SAN FRANCISCO — The few remaining employees at Twitter who survived Elon Musk’s blitzkrieg staff cuts last month are now…
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