Bill Conway
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October 21, 2024
WASHINGTON — President Biden sent his longtime friend Benjamin Netanyahu a thoughtful handwritten birthday card with a crisp $5 fresh…
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Dan Kozuh
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October 11, 2024
ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Experts warned that if re-elected, former President Trump's stringent border policies could prevent thousands of Canadian girlfriends…
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PALM BEACH, Fla. — Former President Trump drew the ire of the worldwide population after posting “I HATE MOO DENG”…
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Dan Rice
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October 4, 2024
They say when you come for the king you better not miss. Fortunately for Donald Trump so far all of…
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NEW YORK — Minnesota Governor and Vice President nominee Tim Walz was asked about conflicting statements and timelines surrounding his…
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The Hard Times Staff
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September 17, 2024
WASHINGTON — Ronald Rowe Jr, acting director of the Secret Service, held a press conference today to announce that he…
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Tim Graham
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September 13, 2024
DERRY, N.H. — Conservative divorcee and frequent conspiracy forum visitor Ken Doherty claims his lifestyle epitomizes the punk rock ethos,…
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Ben Friedman
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September 11, 2024
LIVINGSTON, Tenn. — Local police officer Brad Jenkins vocally expressed concern that illegal immigrants were in town eating all of…
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Dan Rice
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September 11, 2024
Last night America witnessed the first and possibly only debate between two presidential hopefuls. One of them, former president Trump,…
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B.S. Mitchell
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September 10, 2024
PHILADELPHIA — Former President Trump deviated from his prepared talking points to pay tribute to Darth Vader and the countless…
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