Kevin Tit
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November 10, 2020
Fuck Joe Biden. Plain and simple. Who does that commie bastard think he is trying to raise taxes on blue-collar…
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Mark Roebuck
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November 8, 2020
WASHINGTON — After initially claiming he was going to hold out until more exclusive next-gen titles became available, President Donald…
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Kevin Tit
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November 8, 2020
2020 has got to be the worst year for punk by far. Ant that's saying a lot since it died…
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Jon Wood
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November 7, 2020
WILMINGTON, Del. — Democrat Joe Biden’s Presidential acceptance speech was interrupted today by rapper-turned-presidential candidate Kanye West, who rushed the…
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Tyler Dark
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November 7, 2020
In my entire life, I have never breathed a sigh of relief quite like the one I enjoyed when I…
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Taylor Roebuck
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November 7, 2020
PHILADELPHIA — Local band The Shit Kickers condemned their second place prize and disputed the accuracy of the applause-o-meter today…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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November 6, 2020
WASHINGTON — Republicans nationwide are struggling to decipher a cryptic message from Q, the anonymous leader of conspiracy theory QAnon,…
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Andy Holt
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November 5, 2020
PENNSYLVANIA — Gamer consultants have advised the Trump and Biden campaigns that it’s pointless to spam votes in low-effect areas…
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Anna Walsh
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November 4, 2020
WASHINGTON — Sitting President Donald Trump approached the highest court in the United States to demand that votes stop being…
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ABINGTON, Mass. — A local man’s chances of talking to his parents in a civil manner once again is too…
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