Jake Menez
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WASHINGTON — President Donald J. Trump has peacefully vacated the White House after following a trail of Diet Coke bottles…
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Tony Morse
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Noted dildo opponent and serial killer cosplay enthusiast, Ted Cruz, is a serious man known for his steely resolve and…
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Malcolm Whitfield
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LOS ANGELES — Actor and filmmaker Adam Sandler was forced to dispose of the screenplay for his new film “Hank…
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GEORGETOWN, Del. — Local man Ben Hartsock resumed his normal business of yelling at skateboarders for trespassing in a parking…
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WASHINGTON — DC-based tour guide Christopher Hollis is currently attempting to quell an insurrection at the Capitol Building in order…
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Zac Townsend
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This has to be some type of miscommunication. ICE just showed up at our front door. We allowed them in,…
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Zoe Grobman
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WASHINGTON — Following a string of other legal concessions in the waning days of his term, President Donald Trump announced…
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Patrick Coyne
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — “Christmas Vacation” actor Randy Quaid voiced his support for President Trump yesterday, ruining every sane, cheer-deprived…
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Tony Morse
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Venerated slumlord and accomplished kleptocrat Jared Kushner is a busy man. When he’s not leading the federal government’s lack of…
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Dan Kozuh
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HINSDALE, Ill. — Twitter user Shannon Nichols updated her profile bio today, moving “Trump Supporter” ahead of her other chosen…
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