Andrew Murphy
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April 10, 2022
CHICAGO — Local woman Bethany Bryant was accosted while wearing a T-shirt depicting Albert Einstein by a man who demanded…
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James Knapp
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February 21, 2022
PEMBROKE, N.H. — Local crackpot Denise Bemis recently hit a roadblock in her conspiratorial ramblings when she began trying to…
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John Danek
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June 17, 2021
Being a musician isn’t as glamorous as Hollywood will have you believe. It's not all overnight success and invulnerability to…
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Jack Bravstein
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April 8, 2021
TRAVIS COUNTY, Texas — Local college student Jason Manzano expertly danced around the subject of vaccination rollout last week upon…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 26, 2021
VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — A local man’s iPhone disagrees with its owner that his Amazon Alexa is listening to him…
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Ted Pillow
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March 14, 2021
SALT LAKE CITY — A new QAnon theory circulating on message boards about the truth behind Daylight Saving Time is…
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Charles Bill
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October 10, 2020
NEW YORK — A shocking new fan theory posited by every single Redditor last week claims that your favorite fictional…
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Stephen Bell
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August 28, 2020
TOLEDO, Ohio — Local man Joseph Whitt described moments ago his relationship with hardcore tankie and politically communist girlfriend Stephanie…
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Alec Stein
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May 11, 2020
WASHINGTON — The new viral bombshell “Plandemic” has revealed a simple, shocking truth: that all of your friends are dribbling,…
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Bobby Korec
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December 27, 2019
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Behavioral scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology announced a breakthrough discovery of a theoretical fourth option…
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