John Danek
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MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — A new study revealed that the average millennial has heard the intro to the Minutemen’s classic “Corona”…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Initial intimidation of the 6’ 7 muscly, bearded, heavily tattooed man with his arms crossed was subsequently…
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Tony Morse
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LOS ANGELES — Three legendary punk frontmen, Dexter Holland, Milo Aukerman, and Greg Graffin, all departed their respective bands to…
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Chris Bowen
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — A study at the University of Rochester concluded that a staggering 83% of all traffic accidents are…
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Matt McInerney
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A new study from Brown University concluded that roughly 15% of the entire U.S. economy is based…
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Harry Valentine
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ATHENS, Ga. – Researchers at the University of Georgia offered irrefutable proof that leaving an unread article open on an…
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Max Barth
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new study from researchers at Harvard University shows that only 20% of Americans currently have access…
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Peter Woods
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ST. LOUIS, Mo. — Local crust punk Lou “Canker Sore” Schultz revised his bucket list to include getting a disease…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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INDIANAPOLIS – A small but visibly-confused group of free thinkers stormed the HI-FI Annex stage to incoherently question the connection…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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PORTLAND, Ore. — A recent study out of the Portland Cannabis Institute shows American states that legalize recreational marijuana use…
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