Trevor Graham
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DULUTH, Minn. — The massive tech billionaire-run oligarchy suffered a devastating blow today as local account coordinator and frisbee golf…
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Mimi Kenny
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BOSTON — Local scene veteran Randy Ragnar amazed attendees at a house party with his seamless recitation of all five…
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Zachary Wolf
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I don’t know why everyone always complains about how hard it is to quit smoking, I did it the first…
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Russ Bizaro
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PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Andrew Fetzer attempted to deceive friends by crudely marking his hands with a sharpie to hide…
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Bobby Korec
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Whoa there, buddy. I didn’t come to this party to cultivate new friendships or trick people into connecting with me…
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Zach Raffio
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RAHWAY, N.J. — Local punk Matt Gerricks shared this week that, despite his commitment to the punk genre and lifestyle,…
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Rob Steinberg
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Horrible news. It looks like Chris, our friend who drove us to the party, wants to stay longer. He seems…
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Ian Yamamoto
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MIAMI — First time nude beach goer Simon Lowell made fellow nudists uncomfortable with his obvious anxiety surrounding what to…
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Bobby Korec
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Let’s be honest, making new friends after the age of 22 is nearly impossible. I would know. I haven’t made…
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Eric Navarro
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Relationship killers are everywhere. Love is a battlefield and it's littered with landmines. Say one wrong thing and you'll find…
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