Matt Wassung
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BOSTON — A report from the Berklee College of Music showed that half of the attendees at a recent Placebo…
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Here at The Hard Times, we’re always trying to push science into new frontiers. We thought the Stanford marshmallow experiment…
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Jovian Gautama
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HOBOKEN, N.J. — Local nonbeliever and Bon Jovi fan Tami Clarkson has been mentally cruising through unemployment solely by the…
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Laura Merli
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ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced today that Americans who have been surgically attached to…
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Dan Kozuh
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For generations, scientists have attempted to assess the intelligence of chimpanzees. We have discovered they are able to use tools,…
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Adam Condra
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AMSTERDAM — Leading climate scientists have made a startling announcement, alleging that passionate fan enthusiasm for The Simpsons could dwindle…
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Bobby Korec
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As we’ve all learned first hand from our uncles at any family function, alcohol can have a devastating effect on…
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Andy Holt
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BOSTON — Researchers have made an astonishing breakthrough in the study of time and space, discovering a measurement small enough…
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Patrick Crooks
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During a Hard Times office party, I said to the higher-ups we should use some of our PPP loan to…
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Matt Wassung
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KEENE, N.H. — Local crystal healer and tarot card reader Elizabeth Stuart plans to donate her body to pseudoscience upon…
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