Press "Enter" to skip to content

Study Confirms the Boys Are Back in Town

CLEVELAND — The boys are officially back in town, according to social experts, ending decades of speculation about their whereabouts. The study, set in motion…

Unable to Find Job, Milo Goes Back to College

MANHATTAN BEACH, Calif. — Milo Aukerman, licensed biochemist and lead singer of seminal punk band the Descendents, announced earlier today that he will return to…

Has Science Gone Too Far? Well… HAS IT?!

Every once in awhile scientists will make a discovery so shocking, so unbelievable, that we are left pondering whether we are living in science fact…

Study Confirms Celebrities Will Die in 2017, Too

LOS ANGELES – Researchers from the University of California, Los Angeles released a startling report this morning stating that, despite public outcry, celebrities will continue…