Patrick Coyne
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JONESBORO, Ark. — Local burnout Declan Goddard finally achieved his long-term goal of securing a “sort of funny” and “only…
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Krissy Howard
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MIAMI — Local holiday and generally despised time of the year, Valentine’s Day, is determined to absolutely destroy one of…
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Literally A Koala
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SAN FRANCISCO — Members of local punk band Loogie Howser are eager to return to their bustling itinerary of playing…
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Dan Kozuh
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WASHINGTON — America's first-born males made a stunning about-face to decades of tradition yesterday by announcing they will no longer…
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Stephen Bell
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RYE, UNITED KINGDOM — Legendary musician and founding member of the Beatles Paul McCartney admitted today that he wished someone…
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John Danek
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Smith & Smith Real Estate property photographer Joshua Abernathy regularly receives workplace criticism for his unhelpful…
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Sari Beliak
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SAN FRANCISCO — Airplane passengers aboard Delta flight 2871 from Chicago to Los Angeles are hoping local softboy Lou Mounton…
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Eric D
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CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — Local wife and generally good sport Lezlie Colon spent several hours last night convincing her husband David…
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Clara Endres
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PHILADELPHIA — Highly influential emo band Crowquill reportedly split today after producing just 30 minutes of recorded music and playing…
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Taylor Roebuck
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MARQUETTE, Mich. — Local resident Jessica Stabley recently watched 85 episodes of a television series she doesn’t even like, purely…
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