Year in Review: We Look Back on the Countless Atrocities of 2026
Well, 2026, it’s been quite the ride. Sure, we’re only eight days in, but I think we can all agree…
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Jon Wood
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Kanye Apologizes for Past Remarks About George W. Bush
LOS ANGELES — Notorious rapper Kanye West apologized for his past controversial remarks about former President George W. Bush, confirmed…
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If AI is So Smart, Why is it Doing My Dead-End Shit-Paying Job?
It’s been eight months since the company I worked for replaced everyone in our call center with artificial intelligence software…
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The Next Fugazi? Costco’s Rotisserie Chicken Still Only Costs Five Bucks
As an idealistic punk kid who grew up idolizing bands like Fugazi, I never imagined that I would someday find…
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“Storage Wars” Winner Totally Unprepared to Run Lookout! Records
BERKELEY, Calif. — “Storage Wars” cast member Kenny Crossley recently placed the winning bid on an abandoned storage locker, only…
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OK Go Needs to Borrow Local Opener’s Rube Goldberg Machine
WENDOVER, Nev. — Power pop band OK Go demanded that the opening band of their regional tour lend them a…
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Tim Armstrong Has Ribs Removed So He Can Reach His Own Guitar Knobs
LOS ANGELES — Rancid frontman Tim Armstrong recently underwent elective surgery to remove several ribs that long prevented him from…
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Smashing Pumpkins Announce Reunion With Original Billy Corgan
CHICAGO — Alternative rock legends Smashing Pumpkins announced that they will be reuniting their founding roster, which includes drummer Jimmy…
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We Look Back on Jimmy Buffett’s Greatest Hits at This AA Meeting
As we open this regular meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous, we ask that God grant us the courage and serenity to…
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CDC Expands Vaccine Eligibility to People Who Currently Relate to Any Menzingers Album
ATLANTA — The CDC issued new guidance this week aimed at expanding COVID-19 vaccine access to individuals currently experiencing any…
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