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Johnny Mo • December 8, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Indie powerhouse Phoebe Bridgers surprised fans yesterday by uploading a somber rendition of your grandmother's most private…

Lauren Lavín • December 7, 2020

SOUTHBURY, Conn. — Local urban legend The Southbury Slasher could not complete his annual killing spree last week when his…

Constantine Platanias • December 6, 2020

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Guests attending the wedding of Michaela Hill and Carlos Gibson were forced to admit to themselves…

Steve Yuen • November 21, 2020

CULVER CITY, Calif. — Former “Pimp My Ride” contestant and man currently living out of “the dopest Civic in SoCal”…

Ryan Danley • November 18, 2020

SAN FRANCISCO — Local woman Amber Stevens is looking forward to a return of her favorite pastime of crying outside…

Patrick Coyne • November 11, 2020

OLIVETTE, Mo. — Siblings Freddy and Kevin Rosario have separately come to the unfortunate conclusion that quoting a “Plimpton Auto”…

Dom Turek • November 11, 2020

NEW YORK — Luxury sex toy manufacturer Bad Vibrations claims their latest dildo, which can’t maintain a full erection and…

Dan Kozuh • November 11, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Dominique Martin was pleased to discover today that her total credit score was nine, believing this…

Patrick Coyne • November 10, 2020

CLEVELAND — Local man Ryan Kaufman salvaged the majority of his unused best man speech yesterday after adding some minor…

Louie Aronowitz • November 9, 2020

HILL VALLEY, Calif. — Marty McFly admitted today that he now mostly uses his time machine to go back in…

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