Man Dreading First Mother’s Day Since Losing Mom To QAnon
PHOENIX — Anticipating a difficult day for himself and his siblings, local man Lucas Ruddy was reportedly dreading his first…
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Woman Concerned Relationship Might Jeopardize Incredible Sex With Friend
TUCSON, Ariz. –– Local woman Anaya Marquez is concerned that pursuing a relationship with her friend David Alameda could jeopardize…
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Awkward Man Never Sure What to Do With His Hands During Sex
CAPITOLA, Calif. –– Awkward man Bryan Erdman revealed Monday that he is never quite sure what to do with his…
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Man Would Have Done Things Differently Had He Known That Would Be His Last Time Doing Karaoke
TUCSON, Ariz. — Local man Edgar Ruiz admitted today that he would have done things much differently if he knew…
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Airplane Passengers Hoping Softboy Will Eventually Just Cry Himself to Sleep
SAN FRANCISCO — Airplane passengers aboard Delta flight 2871 from Chicago to Los Angeles are hoping local softboy Lou Mounton…
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Man Hopes Date Doesn’t Notice He Lied About Being Danzig
LOS ANGELES –– Local man Eric Dunklin secretly hopes his Tinder date Melissa Chavez doesn’t notice he lied about being…
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Tarot Reader Not Sure How to Break It to Man That He’ll Be Stabbed by a Bunch of Swords
SANTA CRUZ, Calif. –– Tarot reader Hannah Edwards was unsure how to tell fellow party-goer Randy Bartolo that he would…
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Facebook Post Has Awfully Long Caption for Pet Who Isn’t Even Dead
LOS ANGELES –– Local man Eric Daniels’ social media post featuring his dog had an awfully long caption for a…
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Volunteer Medic Applying Bandage to Injury Closest Thing Protester Had to Health Care in Years
AUSTIN, Texas — The first aid administered Sunday by a volunteer medic is the closest thing protester Sammi Ramirez has…
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Friend Celebrating Birthday at Home in Quarantine Still Manages to Start Drunken Fight and Lose Shoe
MONTCLAIR, N.J. — Local woman Frankie Landis exceeded all her previous birthday expectations by somehow still managing to start a…
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