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GPS Suggests Avoiding Tour Altogether

TUCSON, Ariz. –– Members of local pop-punk band Trashlings were advised last night by their GPS to avoid another disastrous tour altogether after nine hours…

PMA Temporarily Postponed Due to Crushing PMS

BISBEE, Ariz. — Courtney Howard’s otherwise unshakeable Positive Mental Attitude has been temporarily postponed due to crushing PMS, Howard quietly reported from her blanket cocoon…

Hanukkah Miracle: iPhone Battery Lasts 8 Days

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local woman Sarah Abott reportedly had a personal “modern day Hanukkah miracle” this past week when, despite only having enough battery to…