PEORIA, Ill. – Music fan Chase Fuller, 17, revealed to The Hard Times that he trims his pubes before every show “just in case some…
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MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. – A new DIY space was shut down on Tuesday, three minutes after being conceived by a group of local punks at…
ANAHEIM, Calif. — A stage dive currently in progress at a hardcore show in Anaheim, California is going terribly wrong, according to multiple witnesses live…
SARASOTA, Fla. – An unprecedented run of managing to hide the existence of his punk band from co-workers for two years has finally come to an…
EL PASO, Texas — Declaring their staunch opposition to “corporate ass-wipes”, local punkhouse The Stargate has banned all toilet paper and will now be using…
CHICAGO – Dozens of local PC punks have occupied the Apple Store on North Michigan Avenue. What exactly the punks are protesting is unclear at…
DEIR EL-MEDINA, Egypt – A topic of heated debate in most middle schools and message boards might finally be resolved as researchers say they have found…
BROOKLYN, N.Y. – Having been a band for only 27 hours, local D-beat band Displaced have recorded a three song demo that can only be…
BROOKLYN, N.Y. – With more than half of the world’s population living in urban areas, it’s no surprise both the cultural and physical landscape of…
REDDING, Calif. — Local 14-year-old Taylor Kohle is unclear if he is still allowed to like sports after purchasing Minor Threat’s “Complete Discography,” family sources…
WASHINGTON — Seven punks are dead and hundreds more were injured after the front man of an opening band told a joke at a DIY basement…
OAKLAND, Calif. — A local anarchist has been stuck in a heated debate with his iPhone 6 app “Siri” for 37 straight hours. Topics have…
BOSTON — In a shocking display of preparedness, local hardcore promoter John “Big Red” Davis has decided to preemptively raise funds for the next time…
Enough is enough. Your mother and I have put up with this for far too long. It is time for you to move back home.…