Dan Kozuh
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ATLANTA — Fate Embrace merch guy Edgar Byrd stood aimlessly behind his kitchen table for hours earlier this week in…
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Charles Bill
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DALLAS — Quarantined man Forest Whitlock was struck with a feeling of great anxiety today upon seeing Rod Serling, host…
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Ted Pillow
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NORTHPORT, N.Y. — 17-year-old Alex Powell’s LSD stash was flushed down the toilet moments ago and will be replaced with…
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John Danek
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WEST CHESTER, Pa. — “Jackass” star Johnny Knoxville followed COVID-19 hygiene guidelines yesterday by sanitizing a shopping cart before riding…
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Greg Heller
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Militant renaissance man Jack White filed his 2020 tax return on vinyl in a move that’s thrilling…
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Dom Turek
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NEW YORK — Local man Bryan Watson spent his 28th birthday last week quarantined from friends and family due to…
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Louie Aronowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Axl Rose arrived six hours late today to a charity livestream event featuring a plethora of other…
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Nick Ortolani
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HEBRON, Ky. — Longtime Amazon fulfillment center worker Jayce Sheffield will use a combination of their accrued sick and vacation…
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Tim Sheard
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Members of longstanding nü-metal band Slipknot are facing intense criticism today for refusing to donate their…
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Nick Ortolani
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WASHINGTON — A select group of centrist moderate Democrats are in talks to cooperate with COVID-19 on a path towards…
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