Kyle Vorbach
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May 5, 2020
GENEVA, Switzerland — The World Health Organization released strict new guidelines today to help millions of people quarantined around the…
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — A selection of various movie and television titles gave an ultimatum to the streaming service Netflix…
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Dicky Stock
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May 4, 2020
ATLANTA — Georgia Governor Brian Kemp commissioned today the construction of a series of statues commemorating the COVID-19 virus as…
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CARSON CITY, Nev. — Local quarantined woman Laura Lamont found a creative way to stay busy indoors yesterday by repurposing…
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Krissy Howard
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May 3, 2020
LEXINGTON, Ky. — The long-forgotten can of Campbell’s Cream of Celery soup in the back of a local kitchen cupboard…
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NASHUA, N.H. — Local record collector Scott Kilduff spent his entire stimulus check on a single Japanese import LP yesterday…
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Ben Collins
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May 2, 2020
Like so many of us, I’ve spent the last few weeks quarantined alone in my studio apartment with nothing but…
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Ryan Danley
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May 2, 2020
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — 64-year-old captor Charles Lynn Gartner’s basement-dwelling hostages remain blissfully unaware of the global crisis happening right outside…
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MADISON, Wis. — Local bald man Gene Zielinski is petitioning the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention today, demanding they…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local activist/influencer/yoga instructor/Instagram model/spiritualist Lana-Ann Fink did her part yesterday to take a stand and inspire change…
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