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WASHINGTON — Over two dozen White House staff members with clandestine ties to the Kremlin and operating within President Trump’s…
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John Dixon
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AUGUSTA, Ga. — Local band Wall Socket officially announced their breakup today, moving into the next phase of their careers…
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John Danek
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CUMBERLAND, Md. — Local man David Englund sealed his own disastrous fate earlier today by reportedly dismissing a friend’s offer…
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Charles Bill
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NEW YORK — A shocking new fan theory posited by every single Redditor last week claims that your favorite fictional…
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WASHINGTON — The White House claimed President Trump’s recent move to a local morgue at the insistence of his doctors…
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Sari Beliak
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LOS ANGELES –– Local man Eric Dunklin secretly hopes his Tinder date Melissa Chavez doesn’t notice he lied about being…
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Noah Leavy
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BETHESDA, Md. — White House officials were alarmed this morning after President Donald Trump discovered a presumed threat to “Get…
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Yash Dare
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AURORA, Colo. — Desk Sgt. Shane Winchfeld, an eight-year veteran of the Aurora Police Department, was promoted to patrol duty…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — Ronnie Jordan, the bassist for Los Angeles glam-rock band Humdinger, reached out to his band’s lead singer…
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Patrick Coyne
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DENVER — The entire state of Colorado hid 500 tons of legal marijuana in a building-sized Altoids tin prior to…
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