Jimmy Beliakoff
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PHILADELPHIA — Staffers within the Joe Biden presidential campaign are reportedly begging the former Vice President to stop mashing the…
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Nick Grinups
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WASHINGTON — Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren dropped out of the 2020 presidential race following a rough Super Tuesday showing where…
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Tyler Schmall
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UNITED STATES — After years and countless experience points towards progression, America has finally reached a high enough level to…
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LOS ANGELES — A confused Vice President Joe Biden announced he is dropping out of the democratic primary contest today,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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EL PASO, Texas — Convicted pedophile Marcus Fleming killed two birds with one stone earlier today when he canvassed for…
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DENVER — Local pornography enthusiast Brett Wallace was caught off guard moments ago by an advertisement for Democratic presidential candidate…
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Shea Strauss
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Mayor Pete Buttigieg held a press conference today to announce the end of his presidential campaign…
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Jordan Breeding
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WASHINGTON — Presidential hopeful, and supposed socialist, Bernie Sanders selfishly won his third state during the democratic primary and seems…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — Democratic National Committee officials are reportedly scrambling to fix their Vote Blue Matter Who campaign now that it…
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Mark Bouchard
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CHICAGO — Democratic presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg admitted yesterday that, in times of quiet reflection, he often daydreams about ordering…
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