Kaitlyn Jeffers
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August 2, 2020
WASHINGTON — The Republican Party has loosened its stance on voter suppression and ballot security ahead of this year’s general…
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Alex Salcido
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May 30, 2020
WASHINGTON — President Trump’s experimental use of the anti-malarial drug Hydroxychloroquine has transformed the Commander-in-Chief from a boorish, morbidly obese,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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April 9, 2020
BURLINGTON, Vt. — Senator Bernie Sanders has reportedly received a mysterious white letter with a red seal less than a…
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Gary Doyle
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April 8, 2020
BURLINGTON, Vt. — Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders announced today that he will put all of his unsold merchandise for sale…
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CJ Hernandez
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April 8, 2020
Bernie Sanders officially ended his bid for the White House today, ceding the Democratic nomination to former Vice President Joe…
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Jonah Nink
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April 2, 2020
As we wait patiently for president dementia tits to take a break from eating taco bowls while wiping his ass…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 26, 2020
WASHINGTON — Members of the Democratic National Committee expressed frustration about the annoying escort mission to get former vice president…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 25, 2020
WASHINGTON — President Trump has announced plans to unleash a giant squid on each of the major cities in the…
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Jolie Darrow
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March 15, 2020
BURLINGTON, Vt. — In the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Senator Bernie Sanders has called on Nintendo to preemptively release…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 14, 2020
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is being attacked by prominent Democrats today after he claimed he found Mew under a…
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