James Knapp
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October 1, 2022
I know how this scheme works, you liberal cucks. First you wanna take away my beloved machine guns, which I…
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Tony Morse
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September 21, 2022
Oh, you’re a libertarian? Yeah bro, I guess that copy of “The Fountainhead” with the pages stuck together you’ve got…
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Doug Kolic
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September 18, 2022
LONDON – Prince Andrew, Duke of York, is reportedly pestering the entire staff of Buckingham Palace to ask if his…
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Patrick Coyne
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September 15, 2022
SAN ANTONIO — Local punk Issah Rooney is taking advantage of Governor Abbott’s cruel and inhumane policy of busing migrants…
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Bobby Korec
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August 29, 2022
AUSTIN, Texas — America’s premier far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones alleged that the Sandy Hook defamation trial, for which he…
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John Danek
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August 27, 2022
WASHINGTON — Leaders within the Democratic National Committee are furious that President Joe Biden took action in a way that…
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Ben Friedman
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August 12, 2022
PALM BEACH, Fla. –The Federal Bureau of Investigation recovered stacks of highly-classified nuclear weapons documents with “Hillary Clinton” written in…
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Patrick Coyne
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July 28, 2022
GLENSIDE, Pa. — Pennsylvania senate candidate John Fetterman vows to support universal healthcare for scene veterans, old heads, and all…
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Freelancer
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July 27, 2022
LOS ANGELES — The completion of the fourth season of “Stranger Things” left Americans yearning for a simpler time when…
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Tim Graham
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July 26, 2022
WASHINGTON — Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell reportedly spent the week in a luxurious DC hotel while the coffin he…
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