Patrick Coyne
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MILWAUKEE — Delusional local man Rick Crawford is convinced coworker Mary Schneider’s barely-concealed hostility toward him is all part of…
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It has long been rumored that microdosing is the secret behind the success of billionaires like Steve Jobs, Elon Musk…
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James Knapp
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LOS ANGELES — A study from the TV ratings conglomerate Nielsen found that Americans spend an average of 12% of…
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Hunter R. Thompson
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CAYCE, S.C. — After over six hours of tense surgery, an emergency procedure has finally separated local gamer Andrae Webb’s…
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Kyle Erf
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SEATTLE — Tire Tactics, the newly released car combat title from Spitfire Games, has been commended for being produced while…
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CJ Hernandez
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TAMPA, Fla. — Employees returning to the local offices of Seabass Accounting & Tax Services this week were reportedly shocked…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SAN DIEGO — Former StarCraft 2 all-star Sergio Luna reportedly has the highest actions per minute (APM) in Microsoft Excel…
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Employees at a local marketing agency have confirmed that IT support technician Sye Monteleone was given his…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Local executive Reginald Dixon sent a company-wide email from the security of his HEPA-filtered panic room moments ago…
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Zac Lux
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SAN DIEGO — Junior designer Lewis Cooper allegedly accidentally contaminated his entire office with the deadly coronavirus yesterday, thanks to…
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