James Knapp
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WASHINGTON, D.C — The Supreme Court of the United States recently decided, after allowing a law banning all abortions after…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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WASHINGTON — President Biden announced a rebranding of the “Middle East Peace Process” to “The War On War” in hopes…
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Freelancer
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PORTLAND — Ardent leftist and Socialist Rifle Association member Jamie Stoltz was hospitalized after severely damaging her tongue by biting…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — A mercenary team of ex-special forces, KGB, and other trained combatants attempting to take an entire gala…
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Ryan Danley
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BIKINI BOTTOM― Longtime cashier Squidward Tentacles is the lead suspect in a mass shooting at the Krusty Krab which left…
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Bobby Korec
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Republicans fear a lot of things: Gender-neutral bathrooms, Dr. Seuss books they've never heard of getting discontinued, and us Democrats…
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BOULDER, Colo. — Unpopular yet devastating virus COVID-19 announced it will be partnering with Mass Shootings in a co-headlining killing…
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There have been many famous record producers that have left their mark on pop music. But if you were to…
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Jus Kaplan
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Everything this simple man's ever needed in life can be found at my local Walmart. Hell, even if I were…
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James Knapp
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SEWARD, Neb. — A far-right militia completely failed in their mission to remain vigilant on election day after the entire…
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