So I’m throwin’ back a few garage beers at my niece’s 3rd b-day bash, and this guy mentions a huge band I opened for. I…
As the hole in the crotch grows larger than each leg hole, my wife begs me to buy a new pair of Hanes! First of…
Look, I totally understand that once I release my music, it’s subject to scrutiny. But before you pass judgment, just know that my songs have…
It’s no surprise that my parents disapprove of my singer/songwriter boyfriend, but when my besties started calling his financial situation and all of his personality…
It’s the middle of the night. I take my one water glass to the kitchen for a refill, and that’s when I hear it. “Ew,…
Well, my dream came true last night! After over a decade of shitty shows in shitty clubs, my band finally opened for our idols, “Ms.…
Another track in the bag! I worked my ass off writing and recording that stellar blend of original riffs and lyrics and I was so…
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Initial intimidation of the 6’ 7 muscly, bearded, heavily tattooed man with his arms crossed was subsequently squashed as word spread of…
Buying that Funeral For a Friend hoodie are ya? But did you come to this show as some casual bandwagoner or do you truly appreciate…
I had a plan! My star was going to shine so brightly that it burned out before my time! I was supposed to get stupid…
People call whiskey a crutch, but through the good times, the bad times, and the boring times, it’s more of a companion. So when this…
I finally did it! I am now in the top one percent of financially successful musicians! So now I get to do what everyone does…
Don’t you hate ambiguous social rules? It’s like a guy can’t even go to a bar, get drunk, and take a piss on a wall…