How I Reduce My Carbon Footprint by Never Washing My One Water Glass
It’s the middle of the night. I take my one water glass to the kitchen for a refill, and that’s…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer — Page 2
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How I Got To Open for a Wildly Successful Band by Producing the Show and Paying Them To Play
Well, my dream came true last night! After over a decade of shitty shows in shitty clubs, my band finally…
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No, Please, Immediately Tell Me About the Plethora of Bands My New Song Reminds You Of
Another track in the bag! I worked my ass off writing and recording that stellar blend of original riffs and…
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Report: Scariest Looking Dude A Straight Edge Vegan Pacifist
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Initial intimidation of the 6’ 7 muscly, bearded, heavily tattooed man with his arms crossed was subsequently…
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Oh You’re a Funeral for a Friend Fan? Name Three Friends You Buried
Buying that Funeral For a Friend hoodie are ya? But did you come to this show as some casual bandwagoner…
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I Lived Fast, but Didn’t Die Young. Now What?!
I had a plan! My star was going to shine so brightly that it burned out before my time! I…
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Well It Wouldn’t Be “Self” Medicating if You Grew a Pair and Prescribed Me Whiskey
People call whiskey a crutch, but through the good times, the bad times, and the boring times, it’s more of…
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How I Ditched Everyone I’ve Ever Known and Loved To Make Over 9K in My Band Last Year!
I finally did it! I am now in the top one percent of financially successful musicians! So now I get…
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What’s the Etiquette on Postering Over This Missing Person Flyer?
Don't you hate ambiguous social rules? It's like a guy can't even go to a bar, get drunk, and take…
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How Being A Gemini Drastically Delayed My Bipolar Diagnosis
My whole life, I just kept hearing, “You Geminis… I never know which one of you I’m gonna get! One…
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