WASHINGTON — U.S. Marshals discovered a mysterious package outside of the Supreme Court which was later revealed to be an…
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Bobby Korec
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Republicans, rejoice! We’ve stumbled upon some extremely juicy intel regarding your second favorite Biden to shit on. Is it Hunter’s…
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Dan Rice
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It’s the same routine every morning. I wake up, do some light stretches, and check to see that the people…
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Dan Rice
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It’s the same routine every morning. I wake up, do some light stretches, and check to see that the people…
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Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — GOP official and QAnon superstar Marjorie Taylor Greene announced she will be breaking ground on a museum dedicated…
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Tyler Dark
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Lately, there has been a lot of buzz about Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell somehow resembling a turtle. I personally…
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Dan Rice
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In the days following Donald Trump’s election loss, droves of conservatives have left Facebook in favor of so-called “alternative” social…
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Nariko Ott
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WASHINGTON — Republicans across the country are drawing up new state maps in a desperate attempt to confuse voters and…
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Aidan Sears
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With the Verhoevian monster truck rally that is the Republican National Convention finally upon us, we here at The Hard…
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Ryan Harnedy
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WASHINGTON — Republican Party sources claimed today that they are in possession of a potentially damning episode of “Room Raiders”…
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