Corey Montgomery
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MAUI, Hawaii — A humpback whale off the coast of Maui found the musical offerings overheard from noise-rock-themed ‘Sonic Cruise’…
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Tom K
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PHOENIX — Local musician and currently band-less drummer Elle Jade's hopes of joining a new group were promptly crushed after…
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John Danek
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LOS ANGELES — Literary agent and frequent binge drinker Lana Delano has no idea that despite her protests, California’s statewide…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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WASHINGTON — The Straight Edge Supreme Court will hear arguments this week in the case of Lewis v. Monster Energy…
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Sam Eardley
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LOS ANGELES — The recently-released porn parody of edgy and controversial teen drama “Euphoria,” titled “Screw-phoria,” is stirring controversy for…
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Sam Eardley
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LOS ANGELES — The recently-released porn parody of edgy and controversial teen drama “Euphoria,” titled “Screw-phoria,” is stirring controversy for…
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Chris Bowen
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MALIBU,Calif. — Folk music legend Bob Dylan was recently rushed to a local Doctor’s office because of a strange, almost…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Local man Troy Ritter announced his departure as the longtime merch guy for indie band Inside Cat to…
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Colleen Nerney
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BUTLER, Pa. — Local lesbian Katie Hargrove recently came to the horrifying realization that she is becoming her father, sources…
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Nathan Kamal
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HOUSTON — Local punk Colin “Colonic” Birch continues to refer to his parents’ guest house, a two-bedroom A-frame with pool…
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