Kyle Donley
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APPLETON, Wis. — Local woman Allyson Boyle was completely turned off after discovering that her date Doug Innis referred to…
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Chris Bratton
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Marcus Ulrich, the lead singer of local thrash metal band Christknuckle, was reportedly spotted at Walgreens asking…
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Scott Murray
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DETROIT — A mixture of ridicule and disgust caused local man Derek Jones to announce his new mustache is not…
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Matt Husser
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INDIANAPOLIS — 38-year-old nu metal fan Bryce Spiller went to extreme lengths to maintain his soul patch after deciding to…
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NEW YORK — Local man Wyatt Whitaker experienced a one-of-a-kind event when his septum piercing began fighting his handlebar mustache…
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Chris Bowen
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DETROIT — Crowd members attending a show headline by doom metal band Wretched Wizard questioned the band’s authenticity when they…
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Chris Bowen
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BOSTON – Middle child and walking disappointment to his Nu-metal family Trevor Briggs Jr. is the only one in his…
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Rob Steinberg
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Is this some kind of sick joke? After another fun night of delinquency I woke up this afternoon to stroll…
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Nathan Kamal
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The two most badass words in Rock ‘n Roll: Lemmy. Kilmister. Hell, the man's given last name is already cooler…
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Normally with goatee guys, certain behaviors are expected: drive past a school yard too many times, stalk your ex-wife, drink…
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