Drugs Tag Archives - Page 15

Bobby Korec • October 17, 2020

BOSTON — Local straight edger Pete Westpan is generally apathetic about National Edge Day falling on a Saturday this year,…

Ramona Apthorp • September 26, 2020

It would indeed be astute of you to point out that I am naked, sweaty, and on drugs. However, I…

Patrick Coyne • September 21, 2020

HARRISBURG, Pa. — Local man and alleged former drug addict Kyle Drury is “weirdly braggy” about the apparently darkest, most…

Ted Pillow • August 28, 2020

Am I the future of Gonzo journalism? I sure hope so, because my behavior today endangered my marriage, traumatized my…

Aidan Sears • August 26, 2020

With the Verhoevian monster truck rally that is the Republican National Convention finally upon us, we here at The Hard…

Patrick Crooks • August 12, 2020

OLYMPIA, Wash. — Crust punk Brad DelFino’s bathing attempt brought tragedy to his community yesterday, as sources report the 10-minute…

Patrick Crooks • May 25, 2020

SAN DIEGO — Thanks to the slowdown in day-to-day police activity, local officer Scott Martinson is now committing abuses of…

Ryan Danley • April 20, 2020

I am so sick of being left out. Every year 4/20 rolls around and the entire country throws this huge…

Dan Rice • March 30, 2020

Congratulations on your decision to try hallucinogenic drugs! Now that you’ve dropped your bean, things are about to get pretty…

Jimmy Adamson • March 18, 2020

So last week I was feeling under the weather: sniffling, a little dry cough, fever, you know the drill. Normally…