Jay Chanoine
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I love The Flaming Lips and I always will. That will never change regardless of what drugs I'm on. Drugs,…
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Krissy Howard
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FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. — Local woman and “legitimate fucking moron who acts like she’s better than everyone all of a sudden”…
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Daniel Arnold
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COSTA MESA, Calif. — Local indie band TunnelFuzz are facing criminal charges today, and are officially banned from all Orange…
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Jon Swihart
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I hate to be one of “those guys,” but I’m starting to notice that music nowadays sucks. I can’t quite…
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Krissy Howard
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BECKLEY, W. Va. — Recent Philidelpia transplant Abigail Kingaby is currently making rounds to visit several friends, all buried among…
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Kyle Erf
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NEW YORK — Local freelance writer Dane Maxwell decided today that he will go through life experiencing a never-ending acid…
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Mark Roebuck
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CHESANING, Mich. — A sandwich bag containing approximately four grams of oregano was successfully sold to a group of middle…
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Jordan Breeding
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FORT COLLINS, Colo. — Health-conscious punk Stacey “Skaggs” Bellamy will no longer drive her rusted-out cargo van to purchase illicit…
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Kyle Gunlefinger
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TORONTO — A dearly loved bong kicked off a six-person tour last night, starting in the last row of a…
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Edgar Towner
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DENVER — Local mother Amanda Howard suspects that her daughter Heather is experimenting with the drug CBD, citing the teen’s…
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