WASHINGTON — The entirety of the straight edge subculture is waiting patiently as a collection of hardcore elders draft their…
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Graham Techler
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Local resident Shane Dyson is reported to be expressing his devotion to the realest decade of all,…
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Andy Holt
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MILWAUKEE — Local podcast fan and habitual cannabis user Harry Blinker announced this morning that he does not smoke too…
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Lauren Lavín
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King Crimson’s incendiary debut turns 50 this year, so some of the Hard Times’ most dedicated and ruthlessly mocked progressive…
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Tom Scheve
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Some of you know me as the guy from the viral mugshot photo that features my insane smile encircled by…
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Dan Rice
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At the beginning of this year my once stable life took a drastic left turn. One moment, I had it…
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The Hard Times Staff
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SAN DIEGO — Local alcoholic Jerry Tatum announced plans to somehow ruin his niece’s wedding later tonight with his drunk…
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Ed Saincome
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Oh ho ho, would you look at this shit. Looks like somebody got a beer belly over the years. Somebody…
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Dan Rice
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Everyone knows getting high is awesome. Musicians do it. Joe Rogan does it. Hunter S. Thompson used to blaze 24/7…
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Bryant Smith
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POMPANO BEACH, Fla. — The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled today that a Sublime sticker on the back of…
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