Lauren Lavín
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June 5, 2020
LOS ANGELES — A woman protesting the killings of Breonna Taylor and George Floyd died of natural causes moments after…
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Grieving son and PC gamer Eliott Ward reportedly booked funeral arrangements for his late mother with a…
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Doug Francisco
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May 28, 2020
MUNCIE, Ind. — Sgt. William Porter, an active member of the Ku Klux Klan, was killed last night following a…
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STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Recently deceased Amazon warehouse worker Freddie Romero was named “Employee of the Month” yesterday for his…
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MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — The Google algorithm was reportedly itching to autofill the word “death” as user Marianne Gibbs typed…
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Liam O'Malley
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May 14, 2020
MONROE, Ohio — Following a time-honored Super Smash Bros. tradition to even the score between players, local gamer and mourning…
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Zach Russell
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April 12, 2020
YONKERS, N.Y. — 83-year-old Judith Swanson tragically passed away last night at New York Presbyterian Hospital due to complications from…
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Jason VanSlycke
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March 5, 2020
Damnit! Oh no, oh fuck, I just hit Deerhoof with my car! Look, first of all, it's been raining all…
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Malcolm Whitfield
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February 26, 2020
ATLANTA — Emergency Medical Technician Avery Jamison searched through his Spotify playlist for several minutes yesterday before administering chest compressions…
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Tim Sheard
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February 25, 2020
OSLO, Norway — The brand new, all-black metal streaming platform “Corpsify +” is responsible for the brutal deaths of eight…
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