Sari Beliak
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. –– Tarot reader Hannah Edwards was unsure how to tell fellow party-goer Randy Bartolo that he would…
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FRESNO, Calif. — Beloved local crossing guard Leona Cardwell was fired Wednesday after committing her first error in nearly 20…
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Ted Pillow
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America is being destroyed by the liberal elite and it makes me absolutely sick. And it would’ve made my dad…
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Tyler Dark
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OSPREY, Fla. — The Sarasota Friends School was pleased to announce this week that in addition to maintaining its status…
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Billy Patterson
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PHILADELPHIA — Local bassist Aaron Scherzinger realized today that he only needs to murder two or three of his bandmates…
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Ryan Danley
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DYERSVILLE, Iowa — The magical “Field of Dreams” that once hosted the ghosts of baseball greats like “Shoeless” Joe Jackson…
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Patrick Coyne
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SANTE FE, N.M. — A coworker you loathed with every fiber of your being strutted around your funeral yesterday telling…
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Matt Wassung
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KEENE, N.H. — Local crystal healer and tarot card reader Elizabeth Stuart plans to donate her body to pseudoscience upon…
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Bobby Korec
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We all remember Nirvana’s iconic album Nevermind, but often fail to pay tribute to all the babies that drowned to…
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In the wake of George Floyd’s murder at the hands of police officers, anti-cop sentiment has exploded across the cultural…
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