PHOENIX — City officials unveiled today a new series of homelessness deterrent spikes, created to discourage people from sleeping in doorways and bus stops around…
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has announced they will be releasing a classic edition of their stereoscopic 3D Virtual Boy system this spring, following the success…
BALTIMORE — Mathematician Douglas Campbell proved yesterday that rapper DMX’s controversial “Dark Man X Theory” is true by demonstrating, by way of variable ‘X,’ that…
He’s really here, isn’t he? Oh sweet mother of Christ, no! Only reason I came here was so I could complain about Morrissey not being…
LOS ANGELES — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced that the recently dead Austin, Texas hardcore scene will be included as…
TACOMA, Wash. — The residents of the “Scab Lab” crust punk house were evacuated last night in response to an anonymous bath bomb threat, according…
Ever since I heard people do these “Scream Like Goku” events on Facebook, I’ve been wanting to get my Super Saiyan and join the fun.…
Listen up, cinephiles: you need to stop buying Criterion Collection movies. It’s nothing but a bunch of overpriced, pussified indie-foreign garbage. I would know, homie:…
WASHINGTON — President Trump pardoned a 5-year old Bourbon Red turkey named Mikey this morning, sparking outrage amongst law enforcement officials who insist the turkey…
I’ve been silent for too long and it’s time I spoke my truth. I’m tired of seeing my culture being appropriated on Halloween. I’m a…
Music sets you free. It’s like an enema for your soul. I know that sounds like lame hippie shit, but it’s true. I felt it…
Last night bubblegum trap rapper Lil Yachty played an intimate acoustic set at Yancy’s in downtown. Sitting on a stool in front of a sold-out…
I saw Beach House play an intimate set at Starry Night yesterday and it was just what I needed. It was, hands-down, the best naptime…
When I heard that doom metal gods Sleep were playing “Dopesmoker” in its entirety on an outdoor stage in Death Valley, I knew I had…
TEMPE, Ariz. — ASU student Shelly Campbell has started dating local realtor Aaron Jackson two months after breaking up with longtime boyfriend Eric Johnson, who…
