BOSTON — Local metalhead Timothy Bogart’s planned early arrival at the airport was derailed last week when he could not find a single non-offensive shirt…
MENO PARK, Calif. — Facebook unveiled a new “celebrity check-in” feature earlier today to enable the world’s most famous people to notify friends, family and…
HAMPDEN, Mass. — The three-dimensional repairman best known for his appearance in the iconic Dire Straits “Money For Nothing” music video passed away late last…
LOS ANGELES – Researchers from the University of California, Los Angeles released a startling report this morning stating that, despite public outcry, celebrities will continue…
JERSEY CITY, N.J. — Having honed his craft writing social media tributes to several deceased counterculture icons, amateur music critic Brian Kroninger claimed earlier this…
MANCHESTER, Tenn. – Several attendees of summer music festivals have died while hundreds more remain hospitalized after an outbreak of “Bonnaroo Flu” swept across multiple…
LOS ANGELES – Gene Wilder, 83, most known for his role as an Internet meme, was confirmed dead in a Snap from his lawyer early…
BURLINGTON, Vt. – In hopes of renewing interest in extracurricular arts programs, Northwest High School has announced that its 34th annual Battle of the Bands…
MINNEAPOLIS – Local man Dylan Olsen was brutally stabbed to death outside of punk venue The Sink Hole when it was revealed he had brought…
MINOT, N.D. – Winters In Sodom may be new to the Minot metal scene — forming just six months ago — but the band has…
RICHMOND, VA – Local punk John “Skeez” McGillivary was startled early Sunday morning to find his best friend, his beloved German Shepherd mix, Darby, unresponsive under…
BREAKING: The beloved love-making act known as sex, widely influential on a wide variety of music genres, has been unilaterally and unconditionally canceled following reports…
Los Angeles — The social media manager for Spiked Recordz, Tyler Barnes (@TyTyBinks), reportedly urged aging rocker Jimmy “Driveshaft” Davids to consider a bold new…
Astoria, NY – Tragedy struck late yesterday morning when local musician Alex Maury died after an apparent fall from his extremely high horse. “We all…
HARTFORD, Conn. — The rapidly rotting corpse of an unidentified man, pieces of which are now strewn across the bathroom floor of local DIY punk…