Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — A CDC annual report detailing the various causes of death in the United States noted that “being crushed…
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Nathan Kamal
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Hi. You don’t know me, but you probably know the child I once was. Jumping around in a bedroom. Windmilling…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Local therapist Dr. Dana Therenspoon gave their patient exactly one month to live during a routine check-in,…
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Sarah Feliciano
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local man with too much time on his hands Daniel Arnold unpromptedly gave his two cents on…
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LOS ANGELES — MasterClass released a five-hour course on circumventing manslaughter charges taught by legendary filmmaker, and director of “The…
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UNITED STATES — 2021 calendars across the country report that Christmas is only 183 mass shootings away, sources who are…
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Ben Friedman
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AUBERRY, Calif. — A local woodpecker, ignoring the desperate pleas of parents, continued to go completely apeshit on a tree…
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John Danek
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As an elder millennial, I experience a lot of pressure to assume more responsibility than I may necessarily be ready…
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Eric Navarro
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Once again, Disney has taken tragedy and turned it into something we can upvote on Reddit. When superfan Brian McKenzie…
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Jus Kaplan
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Selling out is a move as old as music itself. Most rock stars who decide to cash in on their…
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