We Caught up With LFO’s Summer Girls To See if They Ended up Pressing Charges
Every summer, pop culture blesses us with an anthem sure to become the musical marker for all our favorite memories…
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Punk Saves Thousands in Medical Bills by Dying
WESTBURY, N.Y. — Multiple despondent mourners confirmed that local punk “Fast” Eddie Gwan recently saved thousands if not more in…
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Straight Man Weirdly Jealous of Lesbian
NEW HOPE, Pa. — Local straight man Scott Stevenson was spotted acting weirdly jealous around lesbian woman and acquaintance at…
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Next Gauged Ears? I Paid for This Wound and It Smells Terrible
Just because the scene is dead doesn't mean punk fashion is, and we've got the next big body mod trend…
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Opinion: Don’t Judge Me by My Tattoos, Judge Me by My Felony Convictions
Being a true American badass means more than just having tattoos. When I was a kid, I knew I was…
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Trump Confuses Religious Base by Introducing Adam & Eve Executive During Press Conference
OKLAHOMA CITY — Religious supporters of President Trump were confused and apprehensive yesterday when he invited an executive from popular…
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Mid-30s Punk Finally Bonds With Grandparents Over All Their Friends Dying
BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local punk Divida “Ratkeys” Pilucci was pleasantly surprised this summer upon returning home and finally connecting…
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Doom Metal Band Asks if They Have Time for One More Chord
PORT CHESTER, N.Y. — Doom metal band Satan’s Bong asked organizers of the Black Grief Festival if the band had…
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