Issa Diao
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TACOMA, Wash. — The funeral for moderately popular local musician Adam Klein was rather well-attended despite being held on a…
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James Knapp
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NEW YORK — Local coroner and punk Wayne “Bonecracker” Davis frustrated his colleagues last week, repeatedly pushing back the time…
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Mark Maira
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It’s not often that you get to be part of a love story that spans decades, affects generations, and captures…
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Jay Miller
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LOS ANGELES — The immortal god of death, the Grim Reaper, is reportedly frustrated with Kirk Douglas fans claiming to…
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James Knapp
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Oh, dear. Well, Billy, you’re in a bit of a precarious situation here. Damn, this jump looked way narrower from…
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Krissy Howard
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DOG HEAVEN — Several dogs awaiting entry into the big, grassy field in the sky are being forced to wait…
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Dan Kozuh
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SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral…
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Aidan Sears
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SEATTLE — Local dishwasher Freddie Young is frustrated by his inability to find an artist willing to tattoo Death Grips…
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Lauren Lavín
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LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Local youth pastor Marc Herrera is shredding with the Lord now after he died attempting to…
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Zach Raffio
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SLEEPY HOLLOW, N.Y. — Dying punk Anthony Mafodda is reportedly on his deathbed today at Phelps Hospital and ready to…
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