Billy Patterson
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PHILADELPHIA — Local bassist Aaron Scherzinger realized today that he only needs to murder two or three of his bandmates…
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Ryan Danley
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DYERSVILLE, Iowa — The magical “Field of Dreams” that once hosted the ghosts of baseball greats like “Shoeless” Joe Jackson…
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Patrick Coyne
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SANTE FE, N.M. — A coworker you loathed with every fiber of your being strutted around your funeral yesterday telling…
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Matt Wassung
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KEENE, N.H. — Local crystal healer and tarot card reader Elizabeth Stuart plans to donate her body to pseudoscience upon…
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Bobby Korec
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We all remember Nirvana’s iconic album Nevermind, but often fail to pay tribute to all the babies that drowned to…
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In the wake of George Floyd’s murder at the hands of police officers, anti-cop sentiment has exploded across the cultural…
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Lauren Lavín
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LOS ANGELES — A woman protesting the killings of Breonna Taylor and George Floyd died of natural causes moments after…
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Grieving son and PC gamer Eliott Ward reportedly booked funeral arrangements for his late mother with a…
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Doug Francisco
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MUNCIE, Ind. — Sgt. William Porter, an active member of the Ku Klux Klan, was killed last night following a…
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STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Recently deceased Amazon warehouse worker Freddie Romero was named “Employee of the Month” yesterday for his…
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