Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 14, 2020
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is being attacked by prominent Democrats today after he claimed he found Mew under a…
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Joe Tilleli
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March 10, 2020
PHOENIX — The Democratic National Committee released new qualification criteria for the upcoming debate on March 15th, requiring that participants…
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Patrick Coyne
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March 5, 2020
ST. LOUIS — Former Vice President Joe Biden admitted earlier today that he hates to see Elizabeth Warren leave the…
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Kevin Tit
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March 5, 2020
ANNAPOLIS, Md. — Sick, debt-ridden voter Roz Benoit doesn’t really love Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders, but kind of really needs…
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Tyler Schmall
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March 5, 2020
UNITED STATES — After years and countless experience points towards progression, America has finally reached a high enough level to…
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Bobby Korec
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February 29, 2020
WASHINGTON — The Democratic National Committee released a public statement today, imploring Bernie Sanders supporters, pejoratively referred to as “Bernie…
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Jonah Nink
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February 27, 2020
As a voter and a sexual being, I’ve never felt more conflicted. I don't know who I want to represent…
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Lauren Lavín
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February 25, 2020
With the 2020 election cycle heating up, it’s impossible to go a single day without hearing about Bernie Sanders, the…
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Jordan Breeding
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February 24, 2020
WASHINGTON — Presidential hopeful, and supposed socialist, Bernie Sanders selfishly won his third state during the democratic primary and seems…
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Joe Tilleli
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February 20, 2020
One might think Bernie Sanders is an ideal presidential candidate, but this could not be further from the truth as…
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