Cody Arbor
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local man Timothy Kroeger reportedly lost his shit again despite bragging about how little sleep he…
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Evan Vest
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MILWAUKEE — Local punk Noah Vickens harbored resentment against people who don’t bat an eye at his appearance, confirmed sources…
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Eric Navarro
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Let’s get this straight right off the bat: Nu Metal fucking rules. Also, it’s “Nu” and not “n” followed by…
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Krissy Howard
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HAMPTON, Va. — Some stupid-ass bitch with her head up her ass who cut me off coming down Jefferson just…
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Krissy Howard
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HAMPTON, Va. — Some stupid-ass bitch with her head up her ass who cut me off coming down Jefferson just…
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James Knapp
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WORCESTER, Mass. — Punk and self-described “downfall of the establishment” Lyle Ponsinon recently made the decision to focus on ensuring…
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Dan Rice
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HOBOKEN, N.J. — The members of local emo band Featherhoof were reportedly overwhelmed with gratitude when longtime fan and friend…
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Camden Brazile
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ST. LOUIS — Audience members were upset at a local punk show last night when touring band Metallicunt revealed themselves…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — Twice divorced Uncle Mike Dilmer became outraged beyond comprehension due to the mere existence of Tofurky at…
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Bobby Korec
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HUMPTULIPS, Wash. — Local “rise and grinder” Jake Munchen is reportedly trying to break into the venue security career field…
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