High Court Of Punk Opinion –– An investigation into the notes kept by James Berge, blogger and bearded man, has brought to light the horrifying…
NEW YORK – Friends and family were reportedly caught by surprise when Cro-Mags frontman John Joseph announced his engagement to a large pile of assorted…
PHILADELPHIA — The mysterious old guy seen wandering around aimlessly at last night’s show is apparently a local scene legend of some kind, early reports…
MODESTO, Calif. — “Ah man, my head is fucking killing me,” Whirr guitarist Nick Bassett said while running his hand through a queen-sized comforter in…
DEKALB, Illin. – Five years ago, local punk band Kegstand bade farewell to their fans with one final blowout show, vowing to never take the stage…
ST. PAUL, Minn – Armed with a comprehensive knowledge of all punk and hardcore bands within a 50-mile radius, local musician and amateur historian, Kyle…
LEXINGTON, KY — According to sources close to the event, last night’s show at The Shit Palace wrapped up at 5:00 p.m. today. The show, featuring touring…
ANAHEIM, Calif. – The D-beat genre — often characterized by its raw, stripped-down sound and signature drum beat — hasn’t always been the most inventive,…
DETROIT – With her due date rapidly approaching, pregnant teen Lauren “Wormy” Chambers has been making gigantic improvements to her residence, hoping to turn her…
BANGOR, Maine — Local man Kyle Matthews has a moral character defined by insidious traits that have led many to describe him as “the biggest scumbag…
ALBANY, N.Y. – Show promoter Steve “Froggy” Fordham is a DIY legend in Albany. He cares deeply about the next generation of bands coming up in…
DENVER – Despite recurring gastrointestinal issues that have led to countless lonely nights and angry stares from fellow bus riders, multiple sources confirmed that local metalhead Danny Walton had…
ANN ARBOR, Mich – Despite having just broken a personal best 5K time and cutting out all refined sugars from her diet, Julia Parcell, a…
HARTFORD, Conn. — After seeing The Abandoned Babies’ “utterly forgettable” set, show patron Stephanie Davis discreetly returned the band’s free download code for their self released E.P. entitled “Left…
ALBANY, N.Y. – The punk community is reeling after a local mom eviscerated her son’s carefully crafted image as a wild punk frontman with a single,…