Donald Cerrone, fresh off a third round KO win over Matt Brown, announced that he would seek to fight out the remaining fights on his…
Despite all evidence to the contrary, local skateboarder Doug Kennedy swears he landed the trick he has been attempting for the past two hours on…
LOS ANGELES — An online advertisement for unused audio recording equipment sparked despair this week as readers came to the realization that the USB microphone…
ROGERS, Ariz. — Local drummer and admitted “problem drinker” Jason Huff reportedly “had it” with a particular box of pizza bagels after being instructed to…
Do you know who the hell I am? I am the most important member of the Shasta Produce Grocery Co-op in Maplewood, New Jersey. I…
HOMETOWN, Ill. — After hearing you forgot to pack your earbuds for a recent trip home, the crusty, old pair of headphones you left in…
Newly formed Japanese MMA promotion IntenzityXC announced early this morning that its debut show at the Saitama Super Arena will include an open weight grand…
After very little deliberation, independent wrestling fans worldwide have come to a collective agreement to lie about always liking former WWE Superstar Cody Rhodes. Rhodes…
ATLANTA — A local foot is being hailed as a hero after jumping into action to save a falling iPhone from landing full force on an unforgiving concrete…
BOSTON – Creature Vinyl, a long-standing, independently owned record store you never went out of your way to patronize, was recently demolished to make room…
Were you born in 1998 or before? Did you graduate high school in 2015? Then we’ve got some news that will shake up your world.…
ST. LOUIS – Local punk group Killjoy Boys has drawn increased attention from venue promoters and marketing researchers for their ability to pack houses with…
Carrie Fisher, most known for playing the role of Princess Leia in the iconic movie franchise Star Wars — but who was also a talented…
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Lakewood Insurance employee Derrick Glover reportedly called his boss this morning to ask (since he can really do everything he does in…
PHILADELPHIA — Preparing for a weeklong string of concerts, members of indie-rock band The Soaps admitted on Thursday they are “super nervous” and “can’t stop sweating”…