There have been a lot of stories and media attention devoted to musicians’ vans being broken into and their equipment being stolen. While I think these incidents…
EL PASO, Texas — According to a recently updated Facebook event page, the Thursday night Piss Trader show has drawn an especially low number of…
You’d think that by now (especially in the punk scene) there wouldn’t be so many labels that think it’s OK to not sign my band.…
PALO ALTO, Calif. — With more and more of today’s youth turning to the internet for romance and human interaction, a new band formation app…
Look who’s lucky day it is! None other than Mortimer “Morts” Jacobs, frontman of influential Southern California hardcore band Havana 5-0 is at your front…
Smith College sophomore Jocelyn Madeline Abrams thought she could escape the rampant prejudice that dominates her campus by sneaking away to the designated safe space.…
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — For the third time in his life, local man Arnie Bates took an honest assessment of his life and decided to…
Whether you love livin’ in the city or want a suburban home, get what you need to survive in your local scene. Wanted Pittsfield, MA:…
THE BAHAMAS — Hologram Tupac, long believed by friends and family to have ceased to exist years ago, was seen alive and well in the…
SAN FRANCISCO — Brendan Foster posted on Facebook late last night to state he will be “taking a break from the internet for a few days…
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local post-hardcore band Hegemony Cricket was interrupted during last night’s show at the Slapshack by awkward, mid-song questions about the guitarist’s pedals,…
NASHUA, N.H. — Despite living a straight edge lifestyle devoid of alcohol, drugs and promiscuous sex, Wayne Hill, frontman of local hardcore band Desperation Attempt,…
Teenagers are often as ignorant as they are opinionated. In the case of local teenager, Ricky Spencer, homophobic remarks have plagued the ill-informed young man’s…
RICHMOND, Va. — Following a failed attempt to kickstart a career in sandwich artistry, local man Mike Barkley officially enrolled in bartending school earlier today,…
BETHLEHEM, Penn. — Twenty-hour-per-week GameStop employee Max Landry recently revealed his true calling as a “full-time Marxist,” insisting that he was, in fact, pursuing Marxism…