CHARLOTTE – Local newlyweds Sarah Jones and Doug Tayler were caught off guard towards the end of their wedding celebration when management from the event…
CHICAGO – Local stoner Matt Reed recently discovered that his daily alarm at 4:20 p.m. wasn’t received well during his trial for possession, scowling sources…
LOS ANGELES — Actor Mark Wahlberg believes the off-duty Alaska Airlines pilot who tried to take down a plane mid-flight by cutting the engines was…
WASHINGTON — Commander Biden, President Joe Biden’s two-year-old German Shepard, reportedly bit every single Republican in the House of Representatives before seizing the body’s speakership,…
Back in 2012, while the rest of the country was still content to decriminalize small quantities of marijuana or prescribe it individually under medical provision,…
Uh-oh: tonight at the club they were playing some 2000s bangers that advocated for “burning this place to the ground,” and, in a classic case…
ELMIRA, N.Y. — Local Wendy’s employee Jared Snyder was blissfully unaware that the broom he had picked up to play air guitar with in a…
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A group of local punks in their 30s and 40s spent much of their time discussing and bonding over the growing list…
HOUSTON – Local couple Madison Clark and Brendan Wiley are referring to each other as “partners in crime” despite being the most boring people everyone…
PHILADELPHIA — 32-year-old Disney diehard Samantha Bailey was beside herself after mistakenly attending a concert of indie duo Belle and Sebastian, sources close to the…
ATLANTA — Sidney Powell’s recent guilty plea in the ongoing 2020 Georgia election subversion case is being heralded as a “major breakthrough” by mainstream pundits,…
NEW YORK – Many Americans are left unsure of the facts as news outlets across the country are unable to confirm the news as the…
VAN NUYS, Calif. – Local flavor enthusiast Daniel Wilson proved his dominance to a table of friends by openly declaring his love of spicy food,…
MISSOULA, Mont. — A look of terror and shame reportedly ran across your very own face just now upon the creeping realization that the can…
It’s an annual tradition for the straight edge scene elders to convene and discuss potential rule changes to make being straight edge less appealing and…